15 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity ;-)

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”

7. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Go to A Poetry Recital And Ask Why all The Poems Don’t Rhyme?

12. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won!, I Won!”

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much!

Hope this made you smile today. 🙂