1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
7. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Go to A Poetry Recital And Ask Why all The Poems Don’t Rhyme?
12. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won!, I Won!”
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much!
Hope this made you smile today. 🙂
You are funny!!! Thanks for the laugh!
Oooooh my…I would so do all of these…and the best one is num. 5! That would be hilarious! (Except I would make myself a small cup of espresso while everyone was on decaf- for me it’s ‘die before decaf!’) Hee hee! Thanks for the great post!
Courtney
Too cute! Thanks for the laugh! (my hubby often does just ask if I want fries with that LOL)
THIS IS GREAT.MADE ME LAUGH.HAVE A GREAT DAY! BLESSINGS, FAYE
Smiling this morning because of your post!
Oh how cute this is the bomb for Wednesday. I needed for today. I don’t know where you found this but it sure is cute.
Have a great day.
Vikki
#8 makes me laugh….these are great!!!
sandy toe
This was funny… what a great way to start the day!
AHEM!…have actually done some of those things or near derivatives. Thanks! for the smiles.